Junior Fiction + Tam Vantage + Crystal Myth + Culte

Junior Fiction make music that scrapes the sweat from your lifted brow and fondles your testicles one ball at a time. Tam Vantage makes music that sounds like a dog being hit with hit a baseball bat. Crystal Myth are a band who go swimming on a regular basis. Every member of Culte has the herpes, so bring protection. It’s on at The Yarra Hotel, Saturday January 14th. $8 Entry. Doors at 8pm.