Come and make merry at The Yarra for the last show of 2016 on Friday 23rd December as Tankerville and some other holiday hobgoblins ruin your Xmas eve’s eve.
3 wandering minstrels who sing about nothing but their lord and saviour, The Tooth Fairy. One of them once patted a donkey.
Directly descended from some guy called Bob who claimed to be the very first Xmas tree. They’ve been known to be festive for no apparent reason.
Attacked By Seagulls:
A band literally made out of gingerbread. They dislike the rain but don’t mind hail. That’s kinda weird I guess.
The second coming of Bob. Or not. I think they live in a pine forest. They always have pine cones in their pockets for some reason.
So merry fucking 23rd December!
Pretty sure that’s a thing…