Jourdan says Weatherboards are like 10 hairy toes stuck to the wax of a surfboard and a fishnet stocking full of slugs.
Lucy elaborates on this and asks you to imagine a smashed record, stuck together with electrical tape, and played back over a game of poker at the czech senior citizens club.
Jules nods in agreement.
Make your own descriptive terms up at The Yarra Hotel on June 14th.
Weatherboards + Babey + Snowy. $6.99 entry.